Open the pod bay doors HAL t-shirt No.128
Doctor Who stetson t-shirt No.127: "It's a stetson. I wear a stetson now. Stetsons are cool!" the Doctor pronounced before the stetson was promptly shot by River Song. A shame I'm sure you'll agree. Buy the t-shirt and help bring the stetson back in the future... remember he could buy a new one…or just go back in time!
Doctor Who fez t-shirt No.99: "It's a fez. I wear a fez now. Fezes are cool!" the Doctor pronounced before the fez was promptly shot by River Song. A shame I'm sure you'll agree. Buy the t-shirt and help bring the fez back in the future... remember he could buy a new one! 
still no superpowers t-shirt No.98: Everyday I wake up, no lasers fire out my eyes, no claw pop out my hands, I'm not invisible and I can't fly. Mine you would it actually be worse to live in a world where everyone did have superpowers but yours were crap? Power to not be affected by friction for example sounds great 'til your trousers fall down.
