fingers crossed t-shirt

fingers crossed t-shirt No.143: You can try your very hardest, maximise your odds, even pray to your particular deity of choice, but sometimes you've just got to cross your fingers and hope for the best.
Note: Very few people can cross their fingers the other way around… maybe you can, fingers crossed!
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still no superpowers t-shirt

still no superpowers t-shirt No.98: Everyday I wake up, no lasers fire out my eyes, no claw pop out my hands, I'm not invisible and I can't fly. Mine you would it actually be worse to live in a world where everyone did have superpowers but yours were crap? Power to not be affected by friction for example sounds great 'til your trousers fall down.
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